Requisite List of Stuff Pertaining to a New Year

Everybody’s doing it, and since I drink coffee from Starbucks, I’m down. My “resolutions” for 2011, with anecdotes, of course.

“Why can’t we have like a salad?”

I have met the enemy, and it is full-time employment and/or good fruit on sale.

Peanut Butter & Employment Sandwiches

I got a job, and all I have to show for it is this stupid peanut butter sandwich.

This is Bananas!!

If loving bananas is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.